"ih March, kok kaos kakinya bolong" bisikku sambil dg jail ngegelitikin kelingking kaki kiri anak lelaki itu yg nongol dari balik lobang di kaos kakinya itu. aku duduk di dekatnya waktu ibadah hari Sabtu ini (23/10)
he he he ... bolong masih mending dari pada kalo duduk deket anak yg kaos kakinya "bau jempol" .. tau dong aromanya kayak gimana .. he he he ... evelyn pernah ampe mo terkoek-koek karenanya .. aku sih ga sampe segitu tapi ya lumayan bikin bulu idungku jadi kuning semua ... he he he .. lebay, ah ..
ada 'seni' tersendiri untuk bikin anak bisa & mau bersikap anteng & tertib selama ibadah. cobaannya segudang soalnya .. dari mulai g sibuk ngobrol sendiri, bercanda, gangguin temen ampe ke perkara ingus .. !!
eh, beneran ... karena di tengah2 ibadah tiba2 ... hatsyiiihii ! ... Justin bersin & ... mm ...
"bu .. bu ... !!" teteh, si petugas kebersihan sekolah yg duduk di samping Justin kelopokan manggil2 aku yg tanpa di omongin pun langsung ngerti ... segulung tisu pun segera di oper karena ... ya .. you know lah ... he he he ...
kalo ga gangguan2 di atas tadi, nyanyinya semangat banget. ya namanya anak kecil yg belon bisa ngatur volume suaranya so ...
"stop! stop !" kalo aku yg pas jadi MC, aku bakal suruh mereka berenti nyanyi "itu nyanyi apa teriak2 sih ?"
kalo volume suara ok, semangat nyanyinya bisa bersaing sama para supporter tim sepak bola yg lagi bertanding ... he he he ..
"ok .. kita memuji Tuhan penuh semangat ampe genteng sekolah terbang semua" kataku tanpa maksud melucu tapi ya ga anak, ga guru, ga emak2nya .. semua pada ketawa ... ??? ... aku serius lho .. he he he ...
atau malah ada yg mo jadi berantem .. alamak ... !! lagi ibadah ni judulnya .. kok ya bisa sempet2nya mo berantem ??
maklum, ada aja anak yg 'sensi' ga boleh ke dorong, ke colek, ke senggol, ke injek dikit aja bawaannya udah mo nyolot. tapi kalo liat gini bisa disimpulkan naluri 'buas' manusia udah ada bahkan dari umur yang kata orang di sebut sebagai 'belon kenal dosa' .. he he he ... aku boleh jadi bukan sarjana psikologi / teologi tapi tiap hari ada aja hal2 tentang manusia atau kehidupan yg ditunjukkin ke aku entah lewat diri anak2 atau orang2 dewasa di sekitarku ...
yg jelas, rasanya kalo lagi ibadah kok kayaknya semua setan dari neraka pada ikut hadir juga buat gangguin kita padahal ini kan akhir minggu. harusnya mereka kan pada libur ...atau mungkin kalo sehari aja ga gangguin kita pada jadi gatel semua kali badannya ya ... he he he .. kebayang ga sih para setan weekend di pantai sambil gegarukan semua ... he he he ... imajinasinya bu Keke gitu loh ..
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"March, your little toe is peeping" I wishpered to that little boy as I tickled it "through a hole in your socks" I sat next to him during saturday's service this Saturday (Oct 23rd).
I'd rather sit with a kid whose socks pierced than a smelly one ... that odour .. it once almost made evelyn threw up .. it didn't get to me though it did made the hair in my nostril turned yellow ... lol ...
it needs quiete a way to make the kids able to behave throughout the service. plenty of disturbance in store ... you name it ... from make their own conversation to joking, teasing & .... even mucus ...
yes, it did happen & not just once, sycg as in today's service when all of sudden Justin sneezed & ... yikes !
"ma'am .. ma'am ..." school's cleaning lady who sat next to him franticaly waved her hands to me who got the message .. in just a second a roll of tissue was passed to her ... lol ..
& if none of the above disturbances, the kids who haven't able to control their voice volume made me felt as if we were a bunch of deaf people singing ..
"stop ! stop !" if I was the MC, I'd stop them "we're singing, not shouting" ... lol ...
when voice volume is ok, they sing in great enthusiasm as if they were watching soccer game .. lol ..
"ok, so we praise the Lord in great spirit that made school's roof blown away" I spoke as I meant it so I was surprised everyone laughed .. lol ..
or a fight would occur .. yes, in the middle of the service ! certain kids are so tetchy that a single touch from other kid would set them off. seeing this made me conclude that every man has ruthlessness instinct even from young age .. the age that we called 'sinless' .. I may not have psychology or theology degree but there's no one single day passing without facts of life shown to me through these kids or the people around me ..
one thing for sure is it feels as if everytime we've service the whole satan from hell came to attend it & what do you know .. it's weekend. aren't they suppose to be off ? or they'd get itch all over their bodies if they let one day pass without bring trouble to man on earth ?
picture this : the satans were on the beach on their weekends & they were busy scratching their bodies ... lol ..
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